Billy Abbott Takes Over Restless Style, And We Get This…
Is Restless Syle really supposed to be a high end fashion magazine? Because honestly I can’t tell.
And finally, this gem:
I see what you did there Mr. Abbott. Billy better enjoy this while it lasts, because once the ’stache comes back from his two months vacation, “That’s yo ass Mr. Postman!”
Y&R Recap: Monday, August 24th, 2009
Michael’s breaking the news that Ashley has to submit to a psychiatric evaluation to a pissed off Victor. He hasn’t told her about what Jack’s done because bitch is crazy and she’ll probably run out.
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Y&R Recap. Thursday, August 20th 2009
It’s Papa John’s deathiversary and the Brothers Abbott are commiserating over the loss and discussing Ashley’s tenuous grip on reality.
Meanwhile, Ash is in bed at the ranch recalling her hit and run. Victor leans over her and baby talks in that obnoxious way he does before heading to a meeting in town. (more…)
Y&R Recap: Tuesday August 18, 2009
More of this art crap with Dan and Jan at Jim’s. I’d elaborate on their conversation but that would be if you assumed that I didn’t totally tune it out.
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Y&R Recap. Monday, August 17th 2009
Lily wants to leave the nest again and live with her lying husband Fillip. Kneel and Devon don’t want her to go. If it’s because of the bag she’s using to pack her sh-t in, I can’t say that I blame them.
Lily is a seven year old girl.
Kneel is being rather overbearing as per usual but I see where he’s coming from. It’s a common situation. Someone you care about is dating a real dick. Time and time again you try to make her see the light because he’s hurt her before and you know he’ll hurt her again but she keeps taking him back. She’s so in it; she’s so wrapped up in this person that there’s really nothing that you can say to make her see it. She has to decide for herself. Neil is on shaky ground. The more he pushes, the more she’ll pull away. (more…)
Y&R Recap: Wednesday, August 12th 2009
Today’s recap is brought to you by Y&R’s next supercouple:
Don’t you just love it! It’s not cousin’ lovin’ it’s aunt and nephew lovin. Much better! Maria you’re definitely gonna bring this show to a 2.9. Good job girlfriend! Good job! (more…)
Y&R Recap. Tuesday, August 11th 2009.
Billy thinks Ash needs help. Like the straitjacket kind. She’s crying about Abby and CC, she thinks she’s responsible for Zapato’s death and she thinks she hit Sabrina with her car. Jackie doesn’t want to get her hospitalized instead he wants them to get her “sprung from that haunted house” and move her to somewhere less crazy-inducing. (more…)
Y&R Recap: Monday, August 10th, 2009
Out of protest for the storyline that will never end, I refuse to recap anything about this stupid Gaslight Ashley thing. I also reserve the right to take that back should anything too funny to ignore take place. I’m just tired of seeing Eileen Davidson crying all the damn time.
Moving forward, the Newman children that matter to Victor come by so he can tell them that Nikki left town. She’s called off the wedding. Something’s wrong with Victoria, but I can’t put my finger on it.
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Y&R Recap:Tuesday, August 4th, 2009
The brothers Abbott start us off right by getting plastered. Cryin’ Jack’s cryin’ to Billy about how he’s been played for a fool. Billy turns out to be the less-drunken voice of reason, and carries his big bro out as Mac’s coming in. She deduces that she’ll need to order another case of scotch as Kay enters. She was supposed to meet Nikki but she’s running late or something. Mac thinks it’s weird that she’s marrying Paul. She figured Nikki would always be up Victor’s ass forever. Oh, girl, just you wait.
Y&R Recap. Thursday, July 30th 2009
Red has Summer pretty well trained. Every time Niclueless is around, Summer’s working her little butt off to make him realize what a good thing he’s got going with her and Red. This time, Summer’s using the wedding DVD to reel him in and it’s working like a charm.
Watching the DVD puts Niclueless in a marrying mood so he drops down on bended knee and proposes to Red again. Instead of punching him in the face, Red giggles her agreement and I look on aghast because…Wtf is wrong with these people? Nick changes his mind for the tenth time about a marriage he’s in and Red happily goes along with it? Have all the women in GC gotten a lobotomy? (more…)
Y&R Recap: Wednesay, July 29th, 2009
Today’s recap is being brought to us by Mr. Jeffrey Todd Helstrom. Homeboy has finally found his gonads. I guess seeing Colleen’s tatas did him a world of good. Of course, his minder is not happy.
See, Jeffrey Todd isn’t feeling Colleen getting booted off the Newman board, and thinking about his old flame being thrown under the bus is upsetting Jeffrey Todd. Who knew all it would take for Jeffrey Todd to become a man again, would be seeing Colleen’s fun bags. Go figure?
Meanwhile, Uncle Billy is getting the lowdown on what’s been happening with CC. Being the perv that he is, he seems oddly fascinated with that video of CC flashing her goodies. Just like he seemed oddly fascinated with that naked picture of CC at Daniel’s art show. Uncle Billy, we know you will stick it to anything in a skirt, but dude, CC is your niece. Back off. (more…)
Y&R Recap:Tuesday, July 28th, 2009
Yeah, I’m surprised at how fast I got this done, too, lol.
Oh God, apparently it’s Sabrina’s deathiversary. Is this broad gonna be the new Cassie? Because I can’t take a whole week of this tomfoolery. There’s whining from Nikki about how David Chow did her dirty, and I can already tell this is gonna be my most hated episode to recap.
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Y&R Recap Monday, July 27, 2009
They don’t call it love in the afternoon for nothing. Today’s episode opens with dueling Cassanovas charming the pants off their willing and not so willing conquests. I can’t tell which one is classier, but we’ll leave that to the experts.
After getting a dose of HillBilly, I can’t help but wonder what Mac is thinking about…
The afterglow isn’t quite what Amber imagined either as her old man in the big house, isn’t so happy to learn what she won’t do for love. (more…)
Y&R Recap. Friday, July 24th 2009
Chance, Kate and Kay are enjoying some quality time at CL. Chance/P4 tells Kay and Kate that he came back because he didn’t want to miss any more time with his loved ones. Not on that list? The smirking dad who just walked through the door. P3’s all, “Dude! Got any deets you wanna ask me over a brew?” And P4s all, “Good evening sir. I am afraid that I am otherwise engaged at the moment. Should I wish to inquire about your person, I shall converse with my mater. Good day.”
Kay takes P3 aside and explains to His Royal Cluelessness that he needs to back off right now because no one can forgive him for what he did. Her job now done, she heads off to see Lily at the hospital. P3, however, doesn’t take the hint until Chance tells him in no uncertain terms that he doesn’t know him or want to know him. P3’s all, “Chaaaa…” and peaces out. (more…)
Y&R Recap: Thursday, July 23rd, 2009
Better late than never! Right y’all? Today’s recap is being brought to you by Nosy Nelly aka Nikki Newman
Yeah, y’all, Nikki finally let the cat out of the bag that Victor Jr. is a closeted gay man. Like father like son, because we all know old Victor has been holding a torch for Jack Abbott for decades.
Nikki can’t hold water, so she was dying to spill the beans to Heather, too. Heather wasn’t trying to hear it though. Your bad Heather, your bad. Don’t be mad at Nikki when you find out your man is living on the Down Low. Step Mommy tried to warn you. (more…)
Y&R Recap Wednesday, July 22, 2009
You’ve got to love Amber for always playing the perfect starter skank. She’s always the first girl to try fresh meat in GC! One roll in the hay with Amber and you’re destined for greatness. Her greatest hits include Evil Ethan, The Great Billy Abbott and the hotty Professor Adrian just to name a few.
What I can’t figure out is why she’s struggling with the choice between breaking in Deacon, or being loyal to Danielle. We never said she was a smart skank.
Meanwhile back at Wife Swap: Phick Redux, Summer comes back home “conveniently” missing a few of her faculties. After Summer “mistakenly” calls Nicluless “mommy,” he vows to move back in with Summer and Phyllis. This declaration miraculously leads to a breakthrough for Summer and she suddenly “remembers” that it’s Daddy who has the beard.
Y&R Recap:Tuesday, July 21st, 2009
We open with Billy walking up to his sad niece and giving her a hug. They go to the gift shop to get Lily some magazines, and we pan over to Neil getting off the phone with Kay. He’s going to take a leave of absence from Chancellor Industries to be with Lily during all this. Lily interrupts by telling him he doesn’t have to, but Devon tells her not to argue–what’s done is done.
Mac finds LAB at the bus station and he won’t listen to her pleas to see Lily. She finally blurts out that Lily has cancer, and he looks surprised.
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Y&R Recap. Monday, July 20th 2009
This is a drive-by recap for those days when you just don’t give a crap.
Kevin’s milking this chipmunk shit for all it’s worth. Making t-shirts, copyrighting the image and getting Mikey to be his business partner in this extremely lame endeavor. Next…
Lily’s in the hospital and the one good thing about this storyline (other than the fact that CK finally gets to act) is the fact that her bangs are gone. Lily babbles about how she now understands where Ethan was coming from when he was conning people the last few years. Being afraid of losing the one you love means lying to her for the rest of her life? Gotcha! (more…)
Y&R Recap. Wednesday, July 15th 2009.
A drunken CC ambles over to break up a moment between nuMac & Ethan Hurri-Con Ashby. She hasn’t spoken to Lily all the day so she has no idea that HurriCon is a fakity fake who used and abused her dear old best friend and naturally Mane doesn’t enlighten her.
Fortunately or unfortunately for her, she has other things on her mind, like the delectable, “I’d do your mom” GCAC bartender Aidan. Unfortunately Aidan’s there to set her up because of Gloria & Jeff’s “master” plan to get her off the Newman board. (more…)
Y&R Recap:Tuesday, July 14th, 2009
We open with Adam going into the shed where MJ and Kitty are staying, bringing her a sandwich and a can of tuna for Kitty. MJ’s getting impatient; how is this getting her closer to Jack? Adam reminds her that Ashley, as in Jack’s sister Ashley, is living up at the ranch. She’s stopped working at Jabot because she’s too fragile, so if she were ever to break Jack would be there, and he lures MJ in with the image of her being right by his side. MJ decides to marinate on that for a minute.
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Y&R Recap Monday, July 13, 2009
Today’s episode opens with Fillip and Phillip discussing the fallout of their scam. While Phillip looks like a new man, Fillip seems to have come down with a case of the “stank face.”
After being dumped by all of his loved ones, sucker-punched by his fake brother and mocked by the real P3, Cane is devastated to lose one more prized possession…and hits rock bottom, when even Mac seems resistant to his charms.
Weekly Wrap, July 6th 2009
You Are NOT a Chancellor, But He Is
Ethan just got outed as the fraud he is and surprise, surprise it is every one’s fault except his. He was all up in Kay’s face when she was in the hospital and Jill’s face when she was with Kay at the hospital asking for forgiveness. I can understand that Ethan may be sorry for what he has done but dude needs to be more considerate of the feelings of those he deceived and take some responsibility for his actions. I cannot believe that Ethan got all up in the P3’s face talking about he took his life or some nonsense like that. However, that is not the most arrogant Ethan move. Get this, Ethan blames Fily for his actions. He married Kate and pretended to be the father of Baby D all for Fily. So Ethan broke Fily’s heart because she made him do it. Now that’s love. Fily did manage to give the ring back, but I am not sure how long Fily will be able to stay away. Fily does love to get crapped on by Ethan. Although I don’t endorse physical violence, Neil and Billy get a slow clap for laying hands on Ethan. (more…)
Y&R Recap. Wednesday July 8th, 2009
I’m pretty sure a lot of nothing happened this episode. Enjoy.
We open up to Taxidermy Kitty & MJ having a little powwow.
Over at the hospital, Red, Niclueless, Noah and Daniel are discussing the fact that Nick & Red aren’t allowed into Summer’s room because Red’s under investigation for hurting Summer. Noah’s like, “Who would say that about you?” Enter Sharin, stage left.
Red walks away but Daniel has her back. He tells Sharin that someone accused Red of hurting Summer and the way he’s looking at her, tells us he already has his suspect. Sharin emotionlessly tells them that she’s sorry about it and asks if she can help and Red’s all, “Seeing the back of you would help a lot.”
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Y&R Recap:Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
We begin at the Tackhead house where Phyllis is freaking out as she, Nick and Mikey wait for Feather to show up and explain why they’re being kept away from Summer. She finally shows up and gets right into it, asking what they know about Munchausen by Proxy. Phyll does indeed know about it, and is pissed that she has to answer anything at all when she should clearly be at the hospital acting spastic all over her comatose daughter.
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