Y&R Recap Wednesday, July 22, 2009

You’ve got to love Amber for always playing the perfect starter skank. She’s always the first girl to try fresh meat in GC! One roll in the hay with Amber and you’re destined for greatness. Her greatest hits include Evil Ethan, The Great Billy Abbott and the hotty Professor Adrian just to name a few.

What I can’t figure out is why she’s struggling with the choice between breaking in Deacon, or being loyal to Danielle. We never said she was a smart skank.

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Meanwhile back at Wife Swap: Phick Redux, Summer comes back home “conveniently” missing a few of her faculties. After Summer “mistakenly” calls Nicluless “mommy,” he vows to move back in with Summer and Phyllis. This declaration miraculously leads to a breakthrough for Summer and she suddenly “remembers” that it’s Daddy who has the beard.

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Later Nick gets a visit from Nikki, who drops a bombshell on him about his half brother Adumb.

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At the coffeeshop, everyone’s favorite pedophile, and his murderess spouse get krunk with not the cops, but the FBI! I wonder how the FBI will react to a career criminal telling them to get the Eff off his property. Stay tuned…

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Wow Kevin, I can’t believe that worked! You just tell the FBI to get lost, and…they do it. I wonder if it would work for a distinguished, mild mannered Harvard professor affectionately called Skip…

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Skip, next time read the PSA!

Over at Victor’s pad, just as Victor’s about to kick Adumb to the curb, Ashley makes one last final plea for her favorite baby murderer.

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Desperate times call for desperate measures and Adumb decides he’s got to throw MJ under the bus to save himself, so he cuts her loose onto the mean streets of Genoa City.

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Having no time to get Kitty, or a decent lunch takes it’s toll on a girl. The mean streets of GC are no place for even a cock diesel, bunny boiler like MJ to survive without a friend.

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Next time on Young and the Restless!

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6 Responses to “Y&R Recap Wednesday, July 22, 2009”

  1. Jessy says:

    I'm sorry but Danielle looks like a manchild next to Deacon. Besides, what does Amber have, beer flavored nipples (am I allowed to say that?). Perfect screen caps Moni for Phyllis and little Phyllis. Ha ha, Nicluless, why didnt he hit on me. And he was practically jumping in the air waving his hand "let me tell dad please!!" Poor MJ, my heart broke more for her leaving Kitty then it did for Lily when she found out she had cancer. I live for ya'lls recaps! Keep up the good work. PS, they are better than the show. Ya'll need to do a redux web series.

  2. Otter1 says:

    Moni — ONLY Amber would have trouble deciding between Danielle and Deacon! She's such a moron!!!!

    The pic of Skip Gates is priceless!!!

    The many faces of Niclueless — VERY FUNNY!

    As for MJ — How the heck did she get so dirty???? What was she doing rolling around in Victor's garden?

    As for Lily — I liked what she said about Dru! It beats her saying, "I must have WAB's babies!!! That's why I must save my eggs." Praise the soap gods – probably tom casiello — that she DID NOT say that!!!

    I know, I know, I'm cutting Lily slack. But I ain't cutting the WEASEL ANY!!!!!

  3. Strykerchick says:

    LMAO, poor MJ! It's so cold in GC, what's a girl to do? This is making me want to watch the episode to see the many faces of Nick.

    Get it, Moni!

  4. Crystal says:

    Moni, you rock babe.

    The many faces of Niclueless – LMAO
    The PSA – effin hilarious

    Deacon, Deacon, Deacon! – Only a dumb slag like Amber would have to "think" about hitting that.

    Am I the only one floving "The Puppet Master"? That dude is one sick bitch. – LOL

    MJ on the "mean streets of Wisconsin" – FAIL! LMFAO Y&R, cut the crap…

  5. Norell Alesse says:

    That was the funniest scene of life, when Nick and Nikki were gossiping like two hens about Adam. When Nikki asked Nick did she believe Adam was stealing Ashley's clothes, I died. Then she asked him if he would recognize the clothes if he saw them on Heather, LOL. These two are ridic.

  6. Ash says:

    LMAO
    Moni the pics of Nick's facial expression are FABULOUS! =))

    Hmm, Deacon or Daniel, Man or Boy, no contest.

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