Y&R Recap. Wednesday, June 17th 2009

Adumb is hopefully about to get his ass handed to him when the Mustache (styling in his “I’m gonna kick yo’ ass” black tee and jeans) & Ashley hear Sabrina’s voice on his computer. He makes up some excuse about getting some email with Sabrina’s voice on it but after banging on the laptop for a few seconds, the Mustache isn’t buying it

After Ashley runs off, the Mustache decides to get serious. He grabs Adumb by the throat and demands to know if he’s the one behind everything – Victor? Do you even have to ask? Adumb stutters out that he couldn’t possibly do all of these things as a blind man. He cries and whines as only Adumb can and TGVN sick of his sh*t gets up and leaves but not before threatening Adumb one more time for good measure.

Meanwhile, Billy & Rowl meet up at the GCAC. There is some banter about sponge bath giving assistants and $6000 shower curtains before Rowl drops the bombshell that Kate is the one who called him back to The GC.

Speaking of Kate, she’s over at Crimson Lights fighting over Billy with nuMac. Kate is all ho’d up – either she’s making a killing doing her strippercize class or an animal ripped apart her shirt without her realizing it – and saying something stupid about wanting her husband to be with his family. And I say stupid because she just told Billy that she was done with him.

They take the conversation to a table where Kate tries to run nuMac off by listing all of Liam’s shortcomings. Kate, you tried this already and it failed. Give it up. NuMac essentially tells Kate that Billy won’t be a better man for her (double exclamation mark) but Kate responds that he’ll never change for anyone and nuMac would be silly to drop Rowl for him.

Back at the GCAC Rowl tells Billy the story about how he fell for nuMac and it’s all very sweet and if this wasn’t a complete plot contrivance I would attempt to give a damn however … Billy gets strangely dark, stating that Rowl deserves to be happy – not everybody does. Some people deserve every rotten, terrible thing that happens to them. Could he be anymore emo? NuMac calls and Rowl answers with a “Hey Gorgeous!” I guess love really is blind. She wants to meet up and, with Billy’s blessing, he goes off to see her.

He heads over to the bar and realizing that he’s about to be dumped stops her. She wants to return the ring but he asks her to keep it until she figures things out. He knows what he wants, he knows that they love each other and he’ll wait for her. He’s such a cutie. Honestly, if nuMac doesn’t want him, he needs to stick around for CeCe .. that is if she ever appears on screen again.

Warning: Eye Roll Alert! Fily and Ethan are giggling about their new baby-making couch … And this crap isn’t even worth recapping so let’s move on.

Poor little Orphan Jilly, after a rough day at her new, or old depending how you look at it, job as everyone’s favourite manicurist…

She’s met with …

She rushes into the living room, asking Nina why she wants to tear apart what’s left of her family but Nina only wants to uncover the truth. What’s real and what isn’t? They fight some more with Jill threatening to sue her with all the money she’s made at the nail shop but Nina doesn’t care. She’s going to have P3s body exhumed!

And in comes Fillip. Fillip! Hey, buddy! Thoughts?

He tries to get to her but nothing he says about her being obsessed or trying to hurt the family will stop Nina from her goal. She isn’t charmed by him and she’ll uncover the truth one-way or another!

Fillip?

Unfortunately for Nina, Mommy Dearest is on the case. Fillip scurries behind Jill’s skirt…

And cries about how the mean old lady is “insane” and is “attacking him”! Tired of the madness Kay tells Fillip that he should leave. His mom and his gran will handle this!

Once he’s gone, Nina tells Jill & Kay that her son, P4, might have Huntington’s disease and that’s why she’s so hell bent on finding out the truth. Jill tells her that she doesn’t need to exhume P3’s body for answers, the lab where they did all the earlier tests should have all the information they need. When Nina calls, however, she’s told that they have no record of P3. He’s not on file at all.

In a special edition of “White Men Can’t Jump: The True Story of Air Ball Masters” Fillip and Billy find themselves on the same basketball court. They trash talk (Fillip to Billy: You have the same look you had on your wedding day [scared] and Billy to Fillip: Kate told me you’re all talk and no action) and attempt to play basketball. And I mean, attempt.

Fily shows up ruining the party and Billy leaves. She does the cutesy baby crazy move of putting the basketball underneath her shirt like she’s pregnant and yeah, still don’t care enough to recap.

At the GCAC, the Don’t Want You Bac/Kate triangle keeps ticking on pointlessly. Billy and Kate set up a visitation schedule and nuMac notes that Billy looks really happy with Baby D. Yawn. Let’s get to the previews…

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