Y&R Recap Friday, June 12th 2009
Today’s episode begins with Billy going over to the Chancellor estate to spend some quality time with his beloved Delia. As he bonds with his daughter, his other half joins the picturesque scene fresh from Odd Jobs bargain basement to show off her new fashion finds….
Proving once again that babies are the ultimate pawn in her game of chess, Kate uses little Delia to her advantage to get Billy to notice her twin peaks and upperhand!
Looks like Kate scored the attention she craved and little Dee earned a non-stop ticket to a lifetime of therapy!
Meanwhile, upstairs GrandMac laments how she wishes she could be different; you know the kind of girl who could take back her man without thinking of the consequences…the kind who could really give Kate a run for her money…We couldn’t agree more! From your lips to the casting director’s ears.
Back at the GCAC, our favorite cock diesel, stone cold, bunny boiler wheels and deals under the gaze of someone who apparently can’t afford her …
The geriatric Scooby Gang led by none other then Jeffrey Bardwell deduces that MJ must be too expensive because she’s a high priced call girl…Ruh Roh!
This next instructional is brought to you by the Maria Arena Bell independent study course on how to get dumped with “dignity”, observe and learn…
When you learn that the object of your affection is in love with someone else, it can be very difficult to take lying down,
Stage 1: Stalking your replacement:
Exhibit 1: Kate stalks GrandMac looking for insight into how Kay’s sister I mean grand-daughter got her man.
Stage 2: Begging
Exhibit II: After giving Sharin time, space, a giant engagement ring, and enough forgiveness to make him Jesus, Crying Jack, throws caution to the wind and just decides to beg.
Stage 3: Rebound Sex
Exhibit III: Phyllis lines up her next booty call (Lauren, I told you to watch out). I know it hasn’t happened yet, but trust, it will.
Exhibit IV Jack dips back into the bunny boiler.
Stage 4: Anger
Exhibit V: Jack loses it as he sees Sharin’s bags, filled with mostly negligee about to go in Nick’s car.
Stage 4: Imprisonment
Exhibit VII: If you are small and have no physical advantage, babies also work well for this stage of getting dumped…See how Chloe uses Dee to her advantage?
Stage 5 Finally, just let a MF walk away, especially if it’s Nicluless!
Exhibit VIII: After stalking, cutting up Sharin’s clothes, trying to put Sharin in jail, using Summer as a pawn, having rebound sex with Jack, and lining up her next booty call with Mike, Phyllis decides to JUST.WALK.AWAY and let a MF like Nicluless leave.
Back to Billy, still working on staying in Dee’s life, but out of Kate’s, he returns to stalk GrandMac after her mixed signal-sending scrap book…
After the t-shirt cleavage gives GrandMac a confidence boost, she decides to try a bar trick to show she’s young,hip and impulsive …
This is how to make a hot toddy! Add booze, a dirty bar and let the chemistry take over. The chemistry meter says…
Back at the GCAC Love SHACK(Sharon+Nick)! Get it?
The lovebirds can’t wait to tell their Spawn, the good news of their reconciliation!
The news goes over …well…
Noah tells his intended about his brilliant emancipation plan…
Losing Nicluless has gone to Red’s head, she let’s bunny boiler watch the spawn.
Next time on Y&R…
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- elma: of course wear them…….
- Wicked: But what would they do with them? *shivers* >_<
- Gene: Where is the Devon s/l? Hell needs to be fired.
- Al: If I got those jeans, I would put them on EBay. Some HO would bite, LMAO!!!
- Kare: I love that this -> =)) actually means something to me. I think we use that smiley a teensy bit too much....
Moni, thanks for this. LOL @ Kate's "Do you love this?" & at nuMac trying to get all "Cocktail" up in Jimmy's.
It's not Rawl. It's not Raoul. It's ROWL. I guess to add that extra bit of sexy to the pronunciation of Raul's name or something. lol.
Great update Moni
Sick sick of Kate and baby pawn. Nothing says love like a package deal. Doesn't Noah look like a young David Tom? Kudos to BM for looking tan & fit without his shirt.
Moni with the first recap!!! YAY!!!
No words for Billy and Kate (*insert eye roll*)
Sharin and Nick need to stop disrespecting Abbott property with the Shick wuv. Please take that mess outside.
I hope Noah is able to get his freedom and throw a big middle finger to his parents. GO NOAH!!!
Aww Moni its your first recap…You did bang up job..
MAB really knows how to showcase a breakup. Instead of walking away with dignity you stalk, beg, and try to trick the object of your affection.
-Jack has turned hella pathetic with his begging of Sharon.
-Mary Jane is turning nutso over Jack.
-Nick flops back and forth between Sharon & Phyllis….
-Sharon has turned into the whore of Babylon and even has a baby for her trouble
-Adam's vengeance led to the loss of Ashley's baby
Gee when the quality of writing on this show is so good I wonder why the ratings are down?
Cheer Moni! The Jack forgiving Sharon quote was too funny.
I normally don't like smart mouthed kids, but someone has to be the adult! STS and NTP are sadly lacking in the parental department.
Again, WHY are these people praising MAB???
MAB is deluded like Sharon if she thinks this is good writing, Bill Bell is rolling in his grave right now! This woman has no clue about making for a good soap! To be honest though, I think it's more Paul Rausch and Hogan Sheffer than anyone else, these storylines reek of Hogan Sheffer, he's a complete hack (what woman has a miscarriage without bleeding?)!! As always though, I loved the recaps, thanks for all your hard work, it is much appreciated!!
Moni!!!!!! What a triumph for a first outting!!!!! Brava!!!! I laughed. I cried. Lol!
Floved the "how to get dumped with dignity!" Did you notice the koala at Mrs. C. Maybe the spawn is Cain's afterall!!!!
Lord, what was Woe wearing? Seriously! Everything she wears has one adjective to describe it: fugly frock!
And again…where the F is Lily????? Why is Woe on all the fing time? Why???? She's inconsequential! Get her off my screen! Boo!!!!
Ash…I have no idea why people are praising MAB. Y&R is excruciatingly bad right now imho. I'm giving it until early September, but then, I might be out.
Moni I see that you caught MJ's rock hard body. Emphasis on "rock". LOL! I remember seeing her on an ep of Burn Notice (USA) last season. Good Lord, that body is hard. I'm not hatin' but dayum! LMAO!
Wow Moni! Great recap!
LMAO at the first picture of Kate…she looked awful in that outfit.
The low chem scene of Bac was the only scene of them were I actually thought they had Chem! Oh well.
Michael and Phyllis were hilarious.
And is anyone else as sick of Shick as I am? UGH
Thanks for the recap!
Moni, it's not Rawl or Raoul, it's Rrrooowwwwlll, LOL. Gotta say it like you're growling, lmao.
Dee, I tend to agree with you on the Bac chem in the chosen screen shot. I actually don't think they deserve freezing in that shot. But as M says, it goes from negative to positive occassionaly, but it's nowhere near Lilliam, or even some of his other pairings yet.
Sorry Bac. You had some heat in that scene.