Y&R Recap Friday, May 15th 2009

Today’s recap is brought to you by Adumb, the most handi-capable person in GC…

Adumb continued his mission to destroy Ashley, thereby destroying Victor? I guess that’s where Adumb is going with all of this. Adumb got online and found an old podcast featuring Sabrina. He got his download and edit on, and got himself a sample of Sabrina’s voice talking about death. Hmm…I wonder where Adumb is going with this?

Meanwhile, Victor was receiving some of Estella’s laundry. Oh, and by the way, Estella left a little something extra with her suits and stuff. It’s a tape recorder y’all! With a tape of a crying baby in it. Uh oh, Estella is about to feel the wrath of the Mustache. I won’t lie, so far, Adumb’s schemes are working, but you know it’s only a matter of time before the Mustache finds out what his baby boy has been up to. Adumb, it will suck to be you.

Here’s that wrath I was talking about. After receiving the incriminating tape recorder, the Mustache headed over to the GCAC to confront Estella. Poor thing proclaimed her innocence, but Johnny Cochran she is not, and TGVN wasn’t buying what she was sellling. Next time Estella, next time. By the way, you’re looking good girl! Love the new hairstyle!

And the ‘gaslighting’ continues. So this is what Adumb was up to with that recording of Sabrina’s voice. Adumb called Ashley, and played the tape of Sabrina’s voice. And of course Ashley almost split her wig. Adumb, you’re good. But just like the diary scheme, you’re not that good. The Mustache will find out about you, and Adumb, you won’t be so lucky this time around.

And that’s it for Friday’s recap. Thanks for reading y’all!

Oh wait. Something else did happen in Friday’s ep. My bad y’all. Fillip and Fily got married!

Everyone in GC was getting ready for the wedding of the century. And over at notVogue, Phyllis and Nick were saying they were only going to the reception. No, they’re not being hood, turns out Fillip and Fily only invited them to the reception.

Time Out. Is this a new trend? Do we invite some people to the wedding, and others only to the reception now? Since you have to pay per person at the reception (at least for fools to eat), wouldn’t it be the other way around? I’m just saying. Carry on.

Billy and Kate were also and notVogue. Okay MAB. We. Get. It. You’re painting Billy and Kate as the next Nick and Phyllis. We see it MAB, you can stop dropping the anvils now. Thank You.

While his brother is getting hit on at notVogue, the groom to be is showing his best man (wow! it’s nice to see you off minority row, Devon) the wedding rings. Fillip had the bright idea of engraving a kangaroo into Fily’s ring. Yeah, I don’t get it either.

It was a close call for Jill, who almost missed her favorite son’s nuptials, but thanks to the help of Smilin’ Jack, Jill was able to make it back to GC in time to witness the blessed event. She made her way to the Brady Bunch House to let Fillip know how much she loves him. I mean really loves him. I’m just saying.

Fillip was busy getting hit on by his mom, and Fily was getting some fatherly advice. Neil’s mouth was saying how proud he was of Lily, and how beautiful she was, but his eyes were saying something else. Lily, look into his eyes. I’m just saying.

After all the things that went down beforehand, it was finally time for Fillip and Filly to make it official. Lily walked down the aisle in her mother’s wedding dress (yeah right, this thing must have gone under some heavy reconstruction), and Fillip looked on grinning like the idiot he sometimes is. Despite his declarations of love the night before, Neil looked like he still wanted to put his foot up Fillip’s azz. And the bride’s side of the church was empty, and the groom’s side was filled with people that didn’t need to be there (yes I’m looking at you Mac, Kate, and Nina).

After finally making it down the aisle, Cane and Lily said their vows. Which were really beautiful. Well, they were beautiful if you didn’t know anything about how the show ended. But, I did know about how the show ended. So the only thing I heard coming out of Fillip’s mouth was, “Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.” Poor Lily…

Let’s see what the audience was thinking during this moving moment…

Aww guys, that’s so sweet of you.

After the ceremonies, everyone had chats with their most favorite people. First there was Mac and Kate. Mac approached Kate commenting on how nice the wedding was. Mac, you aren’t smooth chick. I peep game, and I peep yours a mile away. I know you’re loving Fillip, but you can’t help rubbing it in Kate’s face that her man wants you. Well, I won’t hate on you Mac. Keep on playing, playa.

Never one to miss out on free drinks, just like her baby boy, Jill was already at the reception, where she had a little dialogue with her favorite former daughter in law. Nina went on and on, and on, and on, about how much she missed the real Phillip Chancellor III, and how she wished Phillip Chancellor IV had known his father, and how it’s strange for her to think of Fillip as the real Phillip. Jill joined in saying that the real Phillip III will always be her son. Okay MAB. Enough. We. Get. It. (well most of us) You can stop dropping the anvils now. Thank you. That is all.

The wedding was over, the guests already at the reception partaying, and Lily was off looking for…something. So Fillip decided to have another word with God. But this time, even he couldn’t ask for forgiveness with a straight face. As Fillip smirked and thought about Lily’s vows to him, his mind went back to a time long ago, one that was thought to be forgotten…

Well looky here. Ethan (because at this point that’s the only legal name we have for this fool) is thinking back to that infamous phone call to ‘Uncle Langley.’ But oh no, I thought this was a dropped stroyline, Cane was really gonna be a conman, but he was so loved, the story was changed. That ‘phone call’ will never be brought up again. Cane is perfect, and flawless, and ideal, and terrific, and…Aw who am I kidding? I’m looking forward too Evil Ethan. Let’s see who old Ethan is chatting with, though.

Aww shucky ducky y’all. Langley is the real Phillip Chancellor III back from the dead. No wait, it’s his twin. No wait, it’s just an impostor. No wait, it’s really Uncle Langley pretending to be the long lost twin brother of Phillip Chancellor III who was pretending to be Ethan’s fraternal twin, pretending to be Katherine’s husband? Who ever the hell is is, I’m just gonna call him P3.

Hmm…that was an interesting exchange, let’s see if Ethan is feeling the least bit remorseful…

I guess not. Ethan, I think you just got a little bit entertaining.

After unapologetically reminiscing on his good times with P3/Langley, Ethan was ready to face the world with his new bride. I guess all that boo hooing and worrying he was doing yesterday is gone since he made it through the ceremony without being exposed. Ethan, you bad boy, you are playing the hell out of poor Lily. Do you know how she feels about the men in her life lying to her? Oh yeah, that’s right, you do. And Ethan, you don’t care. Shame on you, but if you like it, I love it.

Presenting Mr. and Mrs. Ethan Hurricane Cane Phillip Ashby Chancellor Fraud. I think things just got interesting y’all!

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