Call It What You Want To! 5/8/09 Wrapped

After watching another week of Y&R, I have to ask my self one question. Why they hell do I watch this show? I’m losing brain cells by the scene and yet, I do it for US! I don’t even remember what happened, other than that that there was a wedding, a photo shoot, two crazy pregnant women, a pathetic Jack ass, two desperate psychos, someone getting sued, an ugly sofa and several whiners. So, all though the automated garbage disposal in my head has struck again, have no fear that that will stop me from giving this week’s analysis.

So here is my analysis, it’s short, not so sweet, and on the real!

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the Delusional Truth, so help me DB’s.

Wedding Bell Blues!

Kay married Murphy in a wedding filled with happy guests, but I wasn’t happy to see them. Jill crashed it, and that was the best part, the rest could have been left on the cutting room floor. The entire wedding was saturated with boring couples and women in tacky outfits. Analysis: there will be several partner swaps over the summer, and along with a new Costume Designer!

Phillip and Fily had a photo shoot, where we all got to see just how much older Fillip looks than Fily who looked like his child bride, and showed the maturity to match. Analysis: These two are in for a hard fall or at least Fily is in for a reality check, and she needs one worse than the WTD candidates need to get tested for a VD.

The Self Righteous Ranchers!

Adam, is dumber than a box of rocks, if he thinks that he can put one over on TVGN. He’s faking being blind, and that little Biotch has no shame. You’d think that he wouldn’t go there because of Hope, but Nope he’s a self serving asshole, just like his daddy. Analysis: Adam is going to get his ass handed to him!!!

But Adam is that dumb, because he has the worst ADA (Read: A Dumb Ass) in the history of TV for a girlfriend and that idiot is buying his BS. Analysis: Heather is going to have TGVN foot up her ass for the 100th time!!!

Ashley is being haunted and she losing her marbles and she might even lose this baby. Analysis: this story line sucks ass!!!

Victor is surrounded by idiots and Crazy people; he has two dumb sons, a crazy Baby Mama and Psycho on his pay roll. Analysis: Victor will come out on top, whoopty effing do.

The Family That Lay’s Together!

Sharon discovered that she’s pregnant and that there are three possible fathers. Analysis: WHY the HELL is there another WTD S/L in LESS than Four Effing MONTHS? Fine that wasn’t an analysis try this, Nick’s the father moving on!!

Jack is happy that Sharon is pregnant, and he is also happy that he can trust his little brother. Analysis: Jack is a fool, who’s thinking with the wrong head!! Thanks to him, MJ is going to kill Sharon when she finds she’s preggers, relieve Jack of his member, and he is NOT the father!!!

Mac and Billy had several moments together, each more boring than the last. Billy kissed Mac, she ran away, later in the week he saw her at the bar, useless, useless, useless!!! Analysis: Billy and Mac need closure, and any thing is better that Cheap Food AKA Billy and Kate.

Kate and Liam had several moments that were actually entertaining, because they were so pathetic. After Mac ran from Liam, Kate the consolation prize did her duty and took him home to give him for a nice dry hump. Analysis: we have a few more months of this crap, yall!

The Cry Baby’s Club!

Nick and Phyllis had the same conversation (Whaa Whaa Whaa Boo Hoo Hoo) that they have been having for the majority of their sham marriage and Nick went back to Newman full time, and almost found that he was going to be a father for the second time. Analysis: Nick is a tool and Phyllis could do much better. Unfortunately, depending on how you look at it, she’d have to leave Genoa City to find a man worthy enough for her to go Kathy Bates over!!!!

Gloria, Jill and Jeffery are all broke and are going to attempt to put one over on TGVN. Analysis: No one puts one over on TGVN, please see Adumb and ADA! Jill are you stupid, you know you can’t trust The Fartwells!!!

STFU AWARD!

Liam you are a whiny little Biotch, PLEASE just STFU!! You are a married man stepping to the supposed love of your life with that tired Ass game. WTF Liam, do you have any respect for the woman that you’re supposed to love. I know that you don’t have any respect for your wife, and I can understand that considering who you’re married too. But as LONG as you are married to Kate and pursuing Mac, you are basically asking her to be your mistress. If you want to be with Mac then divorce Kate, because in all honesty this Ish Aint cute, so get a divorce or STFU! Then you are whining about not being taken serious and got shut down, because you are a NOT wanted, so again STFU! But good ole Jack trusts you with his back, although you screwed his wife and are in another TIRED ASS WTD S/L and you act like Sharon did this on her own. Like she wanted to trap you, when you are NO prize!! Kate is the ONLY one who wants your TIRED ASS, and that’s because when it comes to you, she is WORSE than pathetic, but then maybe you two are the perfect pair. Liam to Sharon: “I can not believe that this is happening to me again.” This is what happens when you are an IDIOT, who didn’t learn the first time and is STILL sticking his wick in anything that will light it! Well guess what, keep it up and your DUMB ASS will NOT have one! So Liam, until the once GBA decides to come off Hiatus, please do me two tiny, small, insignificant, minuscule, little favors by ZIPPING IT UP and STFU!!!!

If I didn’t mention someone, it’s probably because I just don’t care or I forgot, but for clarity’s sake let’s just go with the first one, why even pretend.

Ash