Our Fashion Spies are wrapping up this week in our favorite Soap City. We are out to catch things that our eyes may miss while sleeping, err-uhh fast forwarding, I mean get it right dammit, WATCHING our daily fix. More horrid wardrobe choices, unpleasant no-no’s and unfortunately, this week, I didn’t see anything that was a hit or pleasing to the eye. My delusional readers, if you beg to differ, please let me know because this week was not at its best. It seems as if GC is slacking on the finances to get the proper attire onto our favorite characters, but then again, we have the usual fashion rejects in their appropriate character gear. Let’s check out the mishaps of our GC residents, shall we?

After our Kurphy wedding, GC went back to their working lives or did they? Wait a tic? Jill is not working, she is taking T-Pain’s bartender song to another level and damn gina the outfit that this tenderoni wakes up to see on the “HBIC” is atrocious. But the leopard is only fitting for Jill and this cougar moment (and yes, it is necessary to get a pic of the eye-candy in her bed):

Jill did have some unfortunate fashion moments this week, the wedding crashing outfit and cougar gear. However, she made up for it in her evening gown for the formal wear COMPETITION at the mansion for the Governor’s dinner.

Speaking of that dinner, Kay had an idea to allow Kevin and Amber to meet the Governor so that he will have sympathy for Bonnie & Clyde. I think Kay sees Amber the way that we all do,as tacky!

Kay to Kevin: You, I’d like to see in a suit (understandable)
Kay to Amber: …and Amber, you have to dress for the evening, graciously nice, nothing too much.

Hmmm, what could have possibly been going on in Kay’s mind when thinking of Amber and her choice of clothing:

Well, I wouldn’t say what she wore was exactly gracious, but hey, can’t win ‘em all:

I find it very interesting that in GC’s world of business professionals, you are to dress appropriately for these day to day business dealings. But I am finding that people are paying no mind to how they represent themselves in their work environment. Case and Point: Ashley’s business attire this week. Ash you are my girl, but, wardrobe has been unkind to you lately. Umm, sweetheart, YES, you are cuddling with one of the richest men in the world and carrying his child. YES, you are the daughter of John Abbott and your family’s company is back in the hands of the family. And YES, you hold a major position in the company. But no, no you did not wear the maternity club wear.

To Work and To a Very Important Case:

Look at Ash showing some leg in the courtroom too. And feel as if she could get away with it because of the baby bump.Shame! Shame!

A talk about being inappropriate on another level…

Heather, Heather, Heather. Ok, so you can have fun and play with Adam’s sexy in his bedroom, in his closet, on his couch or wherever. But you knew you were taking a risk of being seen by the Mustache or one of the Mustache’s many servants (we’re always told that he has many, I only see Estella, maybe another from time to time. Anywho), in your T-Shirt! That’s right my people, Heather had an Adina Howard “t-shirt & panties moment” in the Ye Olde Newman Ranch. Not the time nor the place Heather for you to sneak around half naked!!!!

I think if Ashley wasn’t preggers or “going crazy” she should have put a foot in Heather’s ASSprin, for prancing around in her man’s house, half naked and the chick is 45 years younger than him. But like my fellow blogger stated, she has great hair, so she can get away with it. LOL

Ok, so what is up with this prop?

For Real? The first and original Nextel chirping flip phone popped up onscreen with an EXTREME close up!!!! Why does Sharon Abbott have an ancient cell phone, when we know that she has money courtesy of her ex-husbands. These are things that never cease to amaze me on this show-get it right people. And I don’t want to see Neil with a flip phone and Tyra with a Blackberry again. C’mon AIC don’t take us there with the props, get off of your asses and stop being lazy.

During Lily & Cane’s “photo shoot” by NotVogue. Can someone tell me how this happened? Please look at this pic that is supposed to be in a fashion magazine and gawddd knows when this whack issue hits stands, 4 people will be saying “OMG it sold out, everyone loves it, blah, blah, blah”… Well, tell me this, what is wrong with Lily’s outfit for this photo?

What’s with the black heels with her wedding dress? If they shot this scene after her scene with Cane in the bar, then they are utterly wrong for not hooking the outfit up! Regardless, of when the scene was shot, someone working with Continuity is WRONG!

Speaking of the photo shoot, did anyone think Pleasantville?

or did Fillip look very familiar?

I knew there was a reason for the 60’s couch and set up at Fane’s house!!! LMAO

Okay AIC, you got us to watch this storyline for 5 seconds more than the usual…

It never amazes me how TAIC will try to throw us a bone to try and take our minds off of the dry and boring story lines. Another Who wore it Best moment? LMAO. Daniel at the Art show. Umm, are they trying to make us think of Justin Timberlake?

By the way, the look does look great on Daniel, but thank you Soap gods for making us think of JT *tear*. Hands down JT wore it 1 million times better.

Last week, I spotted Liam’s pleather jacket in a flashback and asked for it to never re-surface. Let’s continue to pray to the Soap gods. But I found another killing me softly moment this week. I love Chris Engen, great actor, great piece of eye candy, whew, great choice with casting. But err-uhh, this manly mark on his chest is a bit much:

Come on, don’t do that to us. OR NOTE to the control room, ZOOM OUT, ZOOM OUT a bit! It is not fair to have this shot of Adam’s chest versus the yummy piece of bubble gum hottie next to Jill this week. If you’re gonna keep the Adam chest shots, don’t show it within the same week of the tenderoni:

Another fashion piece to be on the look out for is Esther’s uniform, she slipped pass in purple and black. But what I want to know is Esther serving again? Please Soap gods grant our wish and please put Esther’s uniform back on and keep her dialogue to a MINIMUM. I think she is slowly moving back into the groove, see evidence below:

Okay, so I said my piece on Genoa City’s Residents this week, let’s stay tuned shall we and see what wardrobe has in store for us. Until next time…