Y&R Recap Tuesday, April 21st 2009

Couples in turmoil….and a marriage proposal? Makes me go to a delusional place. Think about it. Hope to see you on the delusional side. Now on to the reacap…

Daniel sits painting and randomly asks Amber if she wants to get takeout. Amber, who appears to be sketching or doing work of some sort, yells that she can’t do this. Because Daniel is slow on uptake, he asks if she is talking about getting take out (someone has the munchies). Amber proceeds to explain that she cannot act like life is normal when it is not. Daniel soon realizes that Amber is worried about Kevin. Amber is convinced that she can help Kevin; she wants to maybe talk to a judge on Kevin’s behalf. Daniel doesn’t want Amber to spend anymore of her time on Kevin; he wants her to think about herself and the jail time that she might have to put in.

Jana is visiting with Kevin in his private padded suite. Jana expresses how much she misses her man. She even mentions that she bought a new Ouija board that told her he was coming home. She goes on about taking a vacation. During all of this Kevin just sits and stares, not even looking at her. Jana switches up the conversation and begins talking about how hard Michael is working to get him out. Kevin is still just staring off into the distance. Jana switches it up once more. She gets on her knees and begins to plead; “Baby it’s me, your wifey. I am here for you. I believe in you.” Then Kevin starts trippin. The chipmunk voice starts talking noise, telling Kevin that he is its biotch. Kevin starts yelling shut up and leave me alone. Jana gets the impression that he is talking to her.

Neil is sitting looking at Karen’s wedding band when there is a knock at the door. It’s Devon and he walks in asking Neil if he thought that it would be Karen. Neil changes the subject to Ana and wonders if Devon is helping her move in. Devon admits that he came over to get some of Ana’s things. He then tells Neil that he is a trifflin bastard for knocking boots with his aunt, but he is a cool dude for helping out his sister.

Lily is trapped on the orange monster by Cane who is laying on her. She comments on how crazy the day has been. Cane tells her that he ain’t got no job. Lily gives him the “you ain’t go no job” look. He goes on to explain that the business world was way too complicated for him and that he likes things simple. He looks at Lily giving her his best Blue Steel. As a result, she agrees that simple is good.

Sharon opens her revolving hotel room door and guess who is on the other side, Nick. Sharon tries to tell Nick that she is fine. Nick does not buy it so he pops his colla on her. Nick’s pimp action convinces her to get back in the room so that he can talk to her. Sharon talks about how Noah hates her, how she let Eden go down for the book steal, and how she is going to confess all her evil deeds to the DA. Nick tells her to kill all that noise.

At the coffeehouse sexual chocolate, Detective Gil (my bad), talks to Michael, Lauren and Phyllis. He explains that most of the items found from Sharon’s room were from Fenmore’s. Phyllis is like she sho nuf be stealing detective. Gil hands over an envelop with photos of the items recovered. Phyllis gladly takes the envelop.

Devon is about the leave Neil’s with some hot pink luggage. He tells Neil that if he misses Ana he can visit her. Neils says that it will not be the same. Devon then asks what’s up with Neil and Tyra. Neils admits that he was not thinking (hmm…like that’s a surprise). They talk about court and what happened. Hurting Karen is mentioned. However, the emphasis is on Tyra and her not getting hurt (gags). Devon bring up Neil cheating and Neil says that him cheating was a part of him that he did not know existed (umm…Carmen). Devon suggests that Neil come over to the house to join in the celebration. Neil declines the offer.

The orange monster makes its second appearance with Lily and Cane. Cane is going on about wanting to wake up and look forward to his day and not having his job follow him home. He brings up what kind of job he can get (me glued to TV; I want to hear this); however, Lily cuts him off (my fingers were crossed hoping to hear bartender, dang it). She tells him that he cannot have all the answers and Cane admits that he does not even know the questions. Out of nowhere Cane asks Lily if she is going to finish college. She assures him that she will and brings up wanting to model again and the opportunity at Restless Style. Cane says they are both starting over and starting over together.

Amber and Daniel continue to argue about Amber’s role in Kevin’s life. Amber believes that Kevin needs her. Daniel goes into punk mode and counters with he needs her too. He whines about their dreams and the future they planned together being ruined because Amber might be in the big house. Amber reassures Daniel with the usual “you know I love you” and “you are important to me.” Daniel buys it and the slob action begins. Back at the padded suite, Jana apologizes to Kevin for pushing too hard earlier. She tells him that she loves him while making him look at her. The chipmunk hallucination continues. In the hallucination, Kevin walks into the coffeehouse which is candlelit to find Jana sitting at a table like she is ready for a romantic dinner. Kevin walks up to Jane telling her that he loves her, but she appears not to hear him. The chipmunk starts talking noise again saying that Jana does not love Kevin because he is crazy. Amber pops up in the patio window and telling Kevin not to believe the Chipmunk. Back to reality…Jana asks Kevin if he can hear her. All Kevin can do is say Amber’s name. Jana looks heartbroken.

Back at the coffeehouse, Lauren, Michael and Phyllis look through the pictures that sexual chocolate, Detective Gil (my bad), gave them. Phyllis wants to press charges for the cheap motel monkeys that Sharon swiped from her house. Micheal lets her know that the monkey statue is not worth enough to press charges. Lauren considers pressing charges against Sharon because of the items stolen from Fenmore’s. Micheal asks Lauren if seeing Sharon go to jail is what she really wants. Phyllis is like hell yeah send that thief to jail. Michael calls Phyllis out on wanting Sharon to go to jail so that Sharon will not be able to get next to her man. Back in the hotel room, Nick continues to try to convince Sharon to not turn herself in. Nick brings up what happened with Brad and Noah at the lake to suggest that Sharon feels the need to be punished for that because she feels guilty. He tells her that it was not her fault. Sharon just gives him a look (it could have been a sex me up and freak me down look or a how much can I get for that shirt look; I am unsure).

Daniel and Amber are starting a freak down on the sofa when there is a knock at the door. It is Jana. As Jana begins to explain what happened during her visit with Kevin, she gets a headache. Daniel and Amber show concern. Jana goes on to explain how Kevin ignored her and asked for Amber. She goes as far to say that Amber may be the only one who can help Kevin.

Back in the house where the 70s dwell, Cane brings up the nursery. Then he hits Lily up with some I bought the house for us because we were going to start a family one day talk. Apparently it is a year ago to the day that Lily thought she was pregnant with Cane’s child. The two remember what happened. Unable to escape Blue Steel, Lily tells Cane that she still wants to have his baby (her body will probably just reject his seed once more). Then Cane asks if the marriage is still one the table. Lily tells him to ask her again. “He who leaps over sofas” does just that and leaps over the sofa to get the ring like Peter Pan. During all this foolishness, Lily is trapped on the orange monster giving off a fake laugh like “and I want to be with this corny mo fo.” Now with ring in hand, Cane walks over to Lily and gets on one knee. He calls it wedding proposal take 4 (NOTE TO CANE: IT IS WEDDING PROPOSAL TAKE 5 YOU IDIOT!!!). Anyway, Cane asks. Lily says yes and they kiss. After kissing, Lily asks for her ring. Cane puts it on her finger and Lily acts as if she has never seen it before and never had it on her finger before (I love you Lily, but really???). They decide to celebrate by watching Casablanca after Lily tells her dad about her engagement.

Back in Sharon’s den of love, Nick tells her not say anything to anyone about her situation. Nick is like look woman if you want to do some community service or something because you feel bad, fine, but you are not going to the DA to confess. Sharon tells Nick that she is guilty. He then throws the what about your son card.

At the coffeehouse, Phyllis explains to Lauren and Micheal that Nick is living with Vikki. Lauren is like say what! Phyllis goes on to explain that she and Nick are always fighting over Sharon. Micheal just has to throw in that Phyllis is obsessed with Sharon. Lauren co-signs by saying that Phyllis has been a taste bit jealous of Sharon. Phyllis lets Lauren know that there is reason to dislike Sharon and the reason is that Sharon has sexed her husband up not once but twice. Lauren and Micheal are shocked. Phyllis goes on this rant about what am I suppose to do. Lauren tells Phyllis to take Sharon out of the equation. Phyllis gets the oh hell yeah look in her eye causing Lauren to explain that she meant dealing with issues and not literally taking Sharon out (we know how Phyllis likes to roll).

Devon is at the coffeehouse picking up some food when he runs into Cane. They talk about Ana being with Tyra (her mother), Cane dropping his custody case because it was the right thing to do and blah, blah, blah (did I fall asleep?). Lily is at Neil’s. They talk about Neil losing Karen because of what he did in the custody case. Neil admits that Karen was the first woman to make him smile after Dru’s death and that he is sorry for the pain he caused her. After taking all of half a second to reflect on the situation, Neil asks Lily what she had to tell him. Lily wants to tell him later, but Neil insists. She drops the we are getting married bomb. Neil gives the WTF look; however, he decides not to question it and just be happy for his daughter after Lily says that she has never been more sure about anything in her life (yeah right Lily…try to convince yourself, but I am not buying).

Jana, Amber and Daniel arrive outside of Kevin’s padded suite. Daniel is pouting like a baby (man up please). Amber enters to room to find Kevin sitting on his bed with a blank stare. Amber asks Kevin is he was checking for her.

Michael and Lauren are at the Athletic Club sitting at a table enjoying each other’s company. Lauren asks Michael how is he able to stay tight and stay right with all the craziness going on with Kevin and Eden. Micheal does not want to be reminded of Eden getting her freak on. Micheal tells Lauren that his flyness comes from her and that she is what keeps him grounded. They start the lip action. Lauren gets the stank face when Sharon walks over. Sharon wants to apologize but she is not giving up any details on why she did what she did. Lauren digs into Sharon about letting Eden go down for books Sharon stole.

Phyllis pops up at Newman to see Nick. Nick wants to know what Phyllis is doing there. Phyllis asks Nick to come home because Summer misses him. Nick lets Phyllis know that he is staying on the ranch so that he can be close to his daughter. Phyllis wants him to come home so they can talk, but Nick does not want to come home because they don’t talk; they just yell. Phyllis begs him to come home. Nick is like look woman I need my space so please get off my piece.

Jana is talking to Daniel outside of Kevin’s padded suite. She is going on and on about how Kevin should not be locked up in that room while Daniel is disinterested. Daniel, still in punk mode, expressed how he does not like Kevin taking over Amber’s life. Jana has to set him straight by letting him know that she does not like her man calling for another woman. Amber is in the room talking to Kevin telling him to remember what they went through and encouraging him to fight whatever it is he is currently going through. Back in Kevin’s hallucination, Amber and the Chipmunk dance around the coffeehouse. The chipmunk is bad talking Kevin some more. Amber encourages Kevin to fight it. After remembering some of what they went through together, Kevin comes back to reality. All he says is Amber’s name.

Neil looks at Karen’s wedding band that is on the table. He has a flashback their wedding day. After taking his wedding band off, he places it on top of Karen’s on the table.

Cane presents Lily with a gift. She acts happy when she sees that it is just a planner. Cane tells her to check for a bookmark. Lily sees that May 15th is booked marked and he asks if that is a good day for a wedding. Lily agrees; they smile and kiss and hug.

Amber gets Kevin to admit that he is scared of the Chipmunk. She also convinces him to face his fear and face the Chipmunk. Kevin agrees to try to face his fear.

Lauren gets in Sharon’s face telling her off for possibly ruining Eden’s life. Once again, Sharon offers an apology. Lauren lets Sharon know that she is pressing charges.

Phyllis and Nick take their conversation to the break room at Newman. Nick tells Phyllis that he feels pressure. Phyllis wants him to come home because she is starting to feel like it is the beginning of the end of their relationship. Nick is like if you think I am coming home now you are sadly mistaken.

Dang…this recap took forever. I am sleepier than a mug.